Ah, I love it.

hornblower24601:

romeisinthehouse:

hornblower24601:

Figuring out how to read more than my allotted 20 free New York Times online articles a month, like a boss.

HACKS.

You’re awesome Hornblower.

It’s so ridiculously simple, they’re just asking to be hacked, I’m sorry.

LIFE OF CRIME

Ah, I love it.

hornblower24601:

Figuring out how to read more than my allotted 20 free New York Times online articles a month, like a boss.

HACKS.

You’re awesome Hornblower.

sedfierisentio:

okay seriously

go to a website other than tumblr

like youtube or memebase or something

and all people think of women is they have boobz lololol

like really women are just good for having sex with and nothing else

really

really

and the worst part is nobody even points it out.

it’s completely acceptable for anyone to say that about any female because obviously females are solely objects of sexual desire.

There are good people on Youtube. The vast majority make kitchen jokes though which, while being sexist, also aren’t fucking funny because they’re overused. I completely understand your plight, though, and sympathize accordingly. Please accept my apology for the more rowdy members of my sex.

sedfierisentio:

this happened and i fear for my life

He is ever-watching. He is the end of days.

sedfierisentio:

this happened and i fear for my life

He is ever-watching. He is the end of days.

Jenny. You’re on Tumblr. Fangirly crushes are a staple of our existence.

REBLOG if whenever you walk in to the doctors, and they ask you what’s wrong, you immediately turn to your mum and she explains.

hornblower24601:

mynameisflick:

Normally because I’m too miserable to talk. And because doctors have a funny way of immediately misunderstanding everything I say.

The cats have been hoarded into the basement.

We are safe now.

sedfierisentio:

hmmm

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I’d love myself, because I’m awesome and I like awesome people.


Thor (2011)

Oh look it’s Ashley’s profile picture.

Thor (2011)

Oh look it’s Ashley’s profile picture.

hornblower24601:

romeisinthehouse:

smallbrokenthoughts:
It’s all down really to the shape and structure of our pelvis. To walk upright, we need a rigid pelvis to support our body weight. Unfortunately, one of the results is that human females actually experience some of the most painful births of all species.

Times when being a human female sucks.

And when it is somewhat relieving to be a human male.

hornblower24601:

romeisinthehouse:

smallbrokenthoughts:

It’s all down really to the shape and structure of our pelvis. To walk upright, we need a rigid pelvis to support our body weight. Unfortunately, one of the results is that human females actually experience some of the most painful births of all species.

Times when being a human female sucks.

And when it is somewhat relieving to be a human male.